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The · Achilles · Heel · of · the · Internet
...pegged in the ankle by a megebyte?
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June 27th, a new pixar film comes out. Now, I love pretty much all of the pixar films. Toy Story has been my favorite disney movie since I was a little kid. I loved A Bug's Life and Finding Nemo and Monster's Inc. and the Incredibles and all of them. However, I think this new one will blow them all outta the water for me. It's called Wall-E, and if no one has heard of it, it is about a little robot left on Earth with billions of other little robots to clean up the humans' garbage after they left for a new planet. The experiment failed except for one little robot who finds his purpose after 700 years of cleaning up garbage. Basically, adorable transformer. Do I sound gay by using the word adorable? NO! it's a robot. What manlier thing can you call adorable? lol I can't wait to see it. Check out the trailer on youtube. Look up Wall-e teaser and find the one that is 2:19 long or somethign like it. Enjoy. Mike " I Am The True All-Spark" Circle
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Things are starting to look...dup. I am getting awesome things mixed in with NON-awesome things. Such as, Debra has moved to marshall...AWESOME! However, I wrecked my AWESOME car...NON-awesome. I am working at Prestera Center for Mental Health...AWESOME! However, they do not see their employee's as patients...NON-awesome...lol I am getting a free associates degree in psychology. Awesome. If I am lucky, they will push that to a free BACH...leors... ? Degree. damn spelling big words and how hard it is. I am working on getting a Ford escape right now, and with the help of a co-worker and homie-in-crime, it will re-establish my credit like a fox. But enough about me, let's talk about me. Debra and I have set a date for our wedding...AWESOME However, we have to come up with $3000 by october...NON-awesome. We can do I think. it won't be a problem. I'm excited. You should all be excited too. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG! This is getting long, and no one ever reads these things anyway. Time to go back to my awesome 45-70 hr/week job. Later, guys. I love and miss you all who are not around me. Really and truely. Those who don't see me that often or who are in town and do not talk to me that much, message me and stuff. By friends.
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Ok, so, i decided to start every journal entry with, "ok." Anywho, I saw the Transformers movie AGAIN last night. I have seen it 4 times already and it hasn't even left the good theater yet. I plan to see it one more time before it leaves for the three dollar theater WHICH I will prbably go to every DAY! Haven, do you move in on the 16th? You never told me what they said about that. Get back to me on that, cause if you do, we can watch Transformers at the Marquee on it's last night there. Anyway, It is the best movie in the world to me now and if anyone wants to buy me the transformers toys for my b-day...or for my Michael is awesome days...which are everyday, That would be great. Just to let you know, Barricade, Bumblebee and Blackout are my favorite bots, so...yeah...lol And now for my even more important news that is life altering and saving at the same time. My greatest achievement is coming to Marshall this year. She will be moving in on Thursday and will be seeing me everyday and that sucks. Just kidding. I am overly excited about all of this crazy CRAP! OOOO YEH! Ohh yeah, I love my Debra, and she is NOT the one coming here this fall. That girl is just a sex buddy and I hope that Debra never ever evereverevr ever evr ever ever reads this. DO YOU HEAR ME WOMAN?!?!?! DO NOT READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess should have put this higher. Im just kidding. Debra is coming to Marshall, and I am all excited. W00t00t00t00t00t00t00t00t00t00t00t00t00t00t0t00t00t00t00t00t00t00t00t00t0otootootootootootootootootootootootootootootootootootootoot LOYTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike "The Spike" Circle |
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Sometimes a relative will say or do something so stupid that you have no choice but to cock your arm back and slug that son of a bitch right in the mouth. -Maddox Author of "The Alphabet of Manliness" and owner of The Best Page in the Universe
I love this book. Ahhhhh. Rereshing.
The Cock Punch: Step 1: Wind back in a graceful, semicircular motion. Note: the trick here is having a good excuse to find yourself below your victim's waist line. For example, try saying "oops, I need to tie my shoe laces," or "hey, look, some spare change," or the fail safe "I think I'll just crouch down here for no reason, especially not to punch you in the dick." Step 2: Thrust your fist into the opponent's crotch so the momentum of your thrust is directed upward as if to force the gonads back into the pelvic cavity. Note: if your victim happens to be a woman, this method is known as the "ovarian delight," which isn't a delight so much as a jab to the ovaries.
It's 5 A.M. and I'm editing a picture of a Shaolin Monk to make it look like he's headbutting a small child.
Last one: Plato often contemplated the question of whether one could be taught virtue. He regularly invoked the flying elbow as a pedagogical method in which the master conveys his elbow to the pupil's skull repeatedly and through this repetition, the pupil eventually comes to enlightenment. Or a coma.
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Me: I don't want to have kids with you. Debra: Why the hell not?! Me: Because, DEAR, I don't want kids with imaginary numbers in their height. ...and hilarity ensued...What i didn't tell you in the subject...was that it ensued via debra's violent attacks on my forehead with frying pans... So, this has been an ok summer. I miss the hell outta Kim and Haven and Empa and Josh and...well...everyone im not living with. No offense to the living with me group. Josh shoulda been by to visit more often! You said you would and we've seen you twice. jerk-face. I wish Patty-Mac was still here. He comes back from Canadia-land sunday. I want to play frisbee...BAD! So, for those of you who do not yet have the privilege of knowing, I am now engaged. Debra and I were fiance'd before school at Marshall let out. She is, however, still at OSU. She will be here next year though and very shy. You should all try to help her feel welcome within the ROFLBox. My job screwed me over today. I went from having 5 hate-filled terrible horrible work days a week to having 2...the only two days a week I liked working. The expo days. I need a new job. I can't live off of two measly days a week. 9 hour a week, 18 hours a pay check, $126 before tax. My current budget is running at a $145ish total for rent and UT's. The Internet, then cable, then two-person phone plan to reach fruition within two weeks time. I guess I could make it...but I wouldn't eat. lol Well, I am still trying to get on at Prestera. I realize this is getting long and no one read past the "frying pans" Prestera would be a nice job to have. I would have insurance for my crappy accident prone body. GOOD NEWS!lol WoW is treating me well. I am lvl 48 now...Kim has 2 70's...eh well. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. That is all class. Next time, be sure to leave your homework ON my desk. NOT in the trash can beside it. Michael "The Show Must Go On" Circle
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I know what you're thinking: Spanky_circle? Who the hell/fuck/shit...or even damn if you're that bad a cursing, is that...lol...who the damn is that... but I digress. B-E-A-Utiful day, is it not? GOD what a weekend so far. I LOVE this weather. I miss it. I can't wait for it to be this way all the time. Frisbee during the day with the best friends anyone could ever ask for (including, Haven, Empa, Patty-Mac, Jessica, Kimothius, KD80(maybe, lol), Chris, Jorshula, Nathan, Sarah, possible Sara,etc etc etc etc ectc etc etc etc etc) and Buskirk Field Nights with the very sames. I miss those days. As long as no one starts missing class for frisbee and the like, we should ALL start again soon. We really should. If you guys get a hint of wanting to toss a plastic disc that could easily tear through your poor fragile human fingers when it is broken due to being dropped on the concrete and steped on and jumped on and cracked and sharp, you should give me a call, REALLY! If I am to miss the first frisbee day of the year, I'll KILL MYSELF...or Tom Sellic...DO YOU WANT THAT?!?!?!?! HUH?! Didn't think so. The Magnum P.I. of all your dreams will be NO MORE! Even if not to play frisbee, you should all give me a call sometime. It would be cool. Erin 2 can play frisbee too, I guess. I mean...I don't ever remember her being there before, but I GUESS I can admit her into the frisbee community of the ROFL-BOX City. lol Megan Loy, you can play too. Anyone NOT inserted into this post, can play, but only if they have a note from their mother. Latra, mon ami...s...
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Michael Shane Circle the Only has a family he has taken for granted. I don't mean my immediate family that I rarely see nowadays consisting of my mom, sisters, NIECE (thanks you, thank you), Brother, sister-in-law, grandmother and grandfather, and aunt and cousins. I mean, my Dad's side. A lot has happened since I've seen them. I have a VERY major point to get across with this post. I have so much to thank them for, and yet, I never give myself the time to try. I have one major regret to discuss. I have so many memories of that family...and yet...I make new ones when the mood fits. When I want and have the chance to go there. I miss them so much but I never showed it. Major regret broken down: They came to my graduation. A LONG DRIVE! and I just blew them off... Not intentionally, but that doesn't help things. I never call my grandfather on father's day and rarely EVER call any of them for the birthdays. They would come to my aid at the drop of a hat. Yet, I have such selfish thoughts on mind all the time, I never think of them. I used to get b-day cards from them, never called them to thank them...never sent them any. And so you see, I feel terrible and have been thinking HARD about this all day. I need to get in touch with them. I need to make sure I go to the next reunion. More than that. I have to get these of my chest. I love these very fond memories. Good and bad. Only few are bad though. lol I remember: )Taking the trip with Dad, Anna, and KC to Grandma's and Grandpa's house. )Going to Church, and everyone remembering us. )Going to Uncle Steve's new house...before it was finished. The bathroom door...a card board box. lol. )Fishing with the entire family at G'maw's and G'pa's pond. It's easier to type it that way. lol. I used to take that for granted. The fishing. But I realize now that each time we were all there, it was something very...for lack of a better word, special. I know now how much it always meant to G'maw for EVERYONE to be there. Dad, Uncle Jeff, Uncle Steve and Uncle Chris, all of their children. It was a bunch of people. )my mickey mouse fishing pole. )getting my hook stuck in Uncle Jeff's shirt. )PULLING on the pole, thinking it was NOT in his neck. lol )going to the store with my grandpa to get things to prepare the fish we caught. -)he got me a sucker. )the boat that everyone said had holes in it and would probably sink if it went out on the water. )dad TAKING ME OUT IN THE BOAT! lol. Everyone went out on the boat in the pond at least once. )Dad telling me not to swing my fishing pole back while we were in the boat unless we wanted another "Jeff with my hook in his neck" moment. )Sitting on someone's (I am thinking Steve's) truck bed watching the others fish and smacking bugs of of me. (It was a beautiful sight) Away from the pond, I remember: )my cousin Stephanie pushing me into grandma's rose bed. OUCH )me pushing Stephanie into grandma's rose bed. KARMA'd! )Me falling off of the second story porch at grandma's...into the rose bush. KARMA'd! )me and steph and anna sitting on grandma's washing machine in her ravenswood home discussing who was the better cousin. )being carried up Jeff and Sonya's stairs by cousin, Nikki. )Nikki's wedding. I wore my sun-glasses. lol. KC said to take them off...I didn't listen. )trying to beat up Uncle Chris...I failed...again and again... )going to red rooster in Galipolis. Meeting Steve and his family. Everyone was there but Chris I think. I wish he could have been there. He might have though... )Grandma's funeral. Very sad time in my life. I know I didn't show it, but it was. I was glad that we all could get together again, though. )Grandma and Grandpa coming to my track meet in ravenswood. Grandpa came up behind me while I was stretching and slapped the back of my neck really hard. lol. Andrew Cochran said, "HA! Some old dude just hit Circle." lol. I litterally LOL'd. )me and cousin, jeffery making the movie about the thing in the woods. I was the thing in the woods. LOL )Falling off of the play-ground thingy in grandma's yard. )going to the basement playing "pin the tail" with steph and anna. Sometimes Courtney, cousin, played too. )Grandma and grandpa giving me and anna bamboo fishing poles. I wish I still had mine. )me and tyler wresling...he's bigger than me...still...lol )everyone coming to my graduation...Debra's dad wouldn't stop yelling at me for not telling him there was a cadillac in the family. lol. I DIDN'T KNOW! Nice gramps. nice indeed. )everyone leaving that day...probably mad at me...I seemed very ungrateful for the money, the cards...and their presence. I am VERY glad they all came to my graduation, and my ungratefulness was not intentional, I would assure them. I would tell them I am very sorry for the way I acted that day, and that I would LOVE to have them call me. Since I don't have any numbers myself. You know...I would have them call my phone number...you know...*clears throat* (hint hint) the one that starts with 1(304)654-0326 I mean...that would be great. |
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I truley LOL'd and almost did a 180 into ROFL'ing! Mario Kart is socialist. People in last place get better items. |
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